Caribbean time

Conversation at a hairdresser – at 13.10. The sign on the door said open 8-18.
-My husband would like a haircut.
-When did you have in mind?
-Now, if possible?
-No, I am having lunch. In a short while?
-Sure, when?
-At 15.00?
-No, then it’s better tomorrow. What are the opening hours?
-Every day from 8-18 without  interruption.
-But you are closed during lunch?
-No – we are not closed – we just eat.

Makes perfect sense? Welcome to the Caribbean!